Delicious and nutritious

Cousin Ludie’s Spooky Ghostballs

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F.
  2. Beat oleo and sugar until light and creamy. Add remaining ingredients, mixing to combine.
  3. Use a teaspoonful of dough and roll into small ball.
  4. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes. Cool slightly and roll in confectioners’ sugar.
  5. If you don’t want to bake ‘em all up at once just save the leftover mix in a can under your sink.

Dick Cheney’s Chocolate Birdshot Balls

This little fella is ready for some Birdshot Balls!

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F.
  2. Beat oleo and sugar until light and creamy. Add everything else except almonds, mixing to combine.
  3. Use a teaspoonful of dough and roll into small ball hiding an almond inside each one.
  4. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes. Cool slightly then throw ‘em at a friend’s head. (Also works well with a sling shot)
  5. This is a good birthday party budget-stretcher. It’s a sweet treat and a party game.

Ground Pork Peanut Butter Cookies

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Brown ground pork: drain grease, and set aside. Cream lard, white & brown sugars, and eggs. Add flour, baking soda, cinnamon.
  2. Blend in peanut butter, nuts, and shredded orange rind. Stir in ground pork. Shape into small balls on greased cookie sheet. Press down with fork dipped in sugar.
  3. Bake at 350 for 10 min. — about the time it takes to listen to tracks 1-3 on our record! Makes about 5 dozen cookies.
  4. What you don't eat right away, either keep in the fridge or on top the beer keg.

Dump Cake

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Lightly grease up a 13 x 9 inch pan.
  2. Dump the pie filling in pan. Spread evenly.
  3. Dump the pineapple over that. Spread that out.
  4. Next, dump the cake mix in evenly. Work out the lumpy bits.
  5. Pour melted oleo and pineapple juice evenly over the whole mixture.
  6. Sprinkle with coconut and nuts.
  7. Bake in the oven at 350° for 1 hour OR on tour bus engine at 65 mph for 5 hours.
  8. Serves 9 regular people or 2-3 Country Music Celebrities
  9. Beverage suggestion: kahlua and buttermilk